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Ja Morant on Instagram Live holding a gun
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[–]Supersonicsxenoz2020 10.9k points 9 hours ago
Looks like someone’s skipping on those breathing techniques.
超音速球迷：看来某人刚获得呼吸权没多久，又不知道怎么使用了。
[–]jimmythejammygit 3015 points 8 hours ago
This kid is just dumb as fuck.
球迷：莫兰特比我家驴还蠢。
[–]Minneapolis Lakersryxriot 4846 points 8 hours ago
Generational idiot.
湖人球迷：绝代白痴。
[–][DEN] Nikola JokicCrimsonOffice 2903 points 8 hours ago
This is why Steph, LeBron and KD(and Giannis for that matter) are the best faces of the league you could have asked for over the last decade or so cos Vthey ain"t as idiotic as Ja. Never learning how to keep these things to themselves.
掘金球迷：这就是为什么过去十几年里，库里、詹姆斯和KD（字母哥也算）是联盟最好的门面。因为他们没有莫兰特这般愚蠢，（莫兰特）从未学会如何保密这些事情。
[–][DEN] Nikola JokicCrimsonOffice 1029 points 8 hours ago
Who would have thought a three day rehab won"t help fix someone"s attitude.
掘金球迷：谁会觉得三天的心理治疗就能改变一个人的态度呢？
[–]BullstopimpabutterfIy 4621 points 9 hours ago*
Him hiding the feed made it look way worse like even bro knew he fucked up in split second
公牛球迷：他好友把手机立马对着衣服进一步让情况更糟糕，他知道莫兰特花了半秒时间毁了一切。
[–]WarriorsMotoMkali 1762 points 6 hours ago
His friend saw the gun and was like what the fuck you doing put that shit away idiot.
勇士球迷：他朋友看到枪后，肯定心想：“你小子又拿枪出来干嘛，赶紧把枪拿走，蠢蛋。”
[–]PacersCommonerChaos 1172 points 6 hours ago
That was the quickest camera tuck known to mankind.
步行者球迷：这是人类史上最快的镜头移动。
[–]tracymacgravy 8766 points 9 hours ago
At this point this dude is just making a decision to be an idiot
麦迪球迷：从那一刻开始，莫兰特就决定自己要做一个傻子。
[–][NYK] Charlie WardSef_Maul 3860 points 8 hours ago
There is absolutely no reason for him to be holding a gun other than to look tough and feel cool. Smh, what a doof
尼克斯球迷：我真想不到有什么理由让莫兰特持枪，除了有个装逼的样子。哎，就是个大傻子。
[–]KnicksRUBEN4iK 9886 points 9 hours ago
COMPLETELY HEALED!
尼克斯球迷：这就是“完全治愈了”！
灰熊官方：已知悉 禁止他参加篮球活动等NBA审查
[–]Bullsrhoran280 2822 points 3 hours ago
how you get fired on your day off!?
公牛球迷：休假都能被禁，真TM人才。
[–]Tampa Bay RaptorsRaptors2017champs 827 points 3 hours ago
This suspension is the equivalent of doing nothing. What are they suspending him from? He"s not even in the same city.
猛龙球迷：这个公告约等于空气。灰熊能禁止莫兰特干啥？他甚至都不在孟菲斯。
[–]Celticsbillcosbyinspace 483 points 3 hours ago
Wouldn’t be surprised if the league comes down hard on him now, they put their neck on the line and made themselves look bad with a soft suspension last time
凯尔特人球迷：如果联盟这次对他施加重压，我完全不会意外。这次已经把刀架在他们脖子上了，上次软弱无比的禁赛让他们吃相太难看。
[–]ClippersJimiFrusciante96 308 points 2 hours ago
It’s Adam Silver he doesn’t have a neck or a spine
快船球迷：亚当-萧华可没有脖子或者脊梁骨。
[–]Knicksmrsunshine1 10.9k points 3 hours ago
Morant is suspended from playing in games for the next 5 months.
尼克斯球迷：接下来五个月，禁止莫兰特打比赛。
[–]RaptorsOhmsLaw111 2085 points 3 hours ago
Exactly
猛龙球员：好有道理。
[–]KingsPrimaryAccording9162 6477 points 3 hours ago
Being in the NBA is his hobby
国王球迷：在NBA上班只是他的爱好。
[–]Fit-Avocado-342 1944 points 3 hours ago
Full time hustler, part time NBA star.
球迷：全职的小混混，兼职NBA球星。
[–][WAS] John Wallyeezyman 686 points 3 hours ago
Kyrie truly a pioneer
奇才球迷：欧文是兼职打球的先驱。
[–]LakersBigBallerBryant 515 points 2 hours ago
Part time NBA player
Full time Truth Teller
湖人球迷：兼职NBA球员，全职讲述真理
[–]KnicksAnaviosi 193 points 2 hours ago
That earth looks a little round for Kyrie
尼克斯球迷：那个地球对欧文来说太⚪了。
[–]ThunderFluuuki 8131 points 3 hours ago
First Team All Bag Fumbler
雷霆球迷：不停翻车阵容一阵——莫兰特。
[–]Lakersmightyrj 5612 points 3 hours ago
One of the dumbest players in the league by far.
湖人球迷：联盟至今最蠢的球员之一。
[–]Pistonsclownbaby88 2514 points 3 hours ago
Dude has to be one of the dumbest pro athletes of ALL TIME honestly..
活塞球迷：老实讲，莫兰特是整个体育史上最蠢的运动员之一。
[–]NuggetsJameski_25 1087 points 3 hours ago
Man, you’re literally at the pinnacle, supported by millions, why do this bullshit?
Very much appreciate that our key man only cares about Horses
掘金球迷：老天，莫兰特正直巅峰，有着数百万球迷的支持，为啥做出如此蠢事？
还好我们家的约老师只关心骑马。
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